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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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