what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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