i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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