i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
