Dignity is for republicans.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
FUCK WHALES
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