I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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