Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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