is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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