You just made me feel so damn special
i think my tv is drunk
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She even gives head with a lisp.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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