This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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