rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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