How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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