We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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