real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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