Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She announced her abortion via fbk
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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