just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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