So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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