so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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