god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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