my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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