What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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