: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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