That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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