Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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