dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Randomize
