i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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