You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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