He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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