Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
