i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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