so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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