Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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