these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
As shirtless as possible
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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