Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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