everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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