Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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