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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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