dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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