If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
