somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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