ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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