I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I think i got beer on your cat.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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