sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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