Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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