does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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