do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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