I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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