Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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