oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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