Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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